VPF Closed

Posted June 2nd, 2010 by Card

After just over three years of operation, the Vladimir Publishing Network Forum (VPF) ceased operation on June 2, 2010. "The administration decided that having a network forum was irrelevant," explained forum administrator Gunter Klein.

The forum has gone through several stages. Upon its initial creation in January 2007, it was mainly a promotion and critique site for VPC stories. There was also a section for creative writing, which spawned mostly erotica from members. No one was really surprised.

New Layout!

Posted May 4th, 2008 by Dandrea

Vladimirpublishing.com now has a new layout! It makes it easier for reading and organizing all our material. If you're overly attached to the old layout, it is still available at http://www.vladipub.com/vpc/. Otherwise, the new http://www.vladimirpublishing.com/ is here for your convenience! Enjoy!

Bezerker Bob in Germany - Revision II

Posted August 26th, 2006 by Dandrea

A Musical.
Written October 8, 2003 by L. Bachmann,
Edited August 26, 2006 by A. Dandrea.

For the original version, click here.

O!
when that olde Bob got to town
the people's faces
there turned to a frown
then some guy came in
with a 16th century musket
they fired a volley

Bob did a holley
and went bezerk
O! he did a work on them!

those guys didn't come back!
when they were found they looked like they did crack

(music)

then saddam pulled
an ak-17
bob had a match

The English Civil War: A Fairy-Tale

Posted December 21st, 2005 by Dandrea

© 2005 Vladimir Publishing Company
Written by Aaron Dandrea

Once upon a time there was a certain Handsome Prince, and this Handsome Prince was named Prince Zachary. Now, although Prince Zachary spake with no British accent, he claimed to be from the Lands of the Britons.

Bezerker Bob In Germany - Revision I

Posted June 5th, 2004 by Dandrea

A Musical.
Written October 8, 2003 by L. Bachmann,
Edited June 4, 2004 by A. Dandrea.

For the original version, click here.

O!
when that olde Bob got to town
the people's faces
there turned to a frown
then some guy came in
with a 16th century musket
they fired a volley

Bob did a holley
and went bezerk
O! he did a work on them!

those guys didn't come back!
when they were found they looked like they did crack

(music)

then saddam pulled
an ak-17
bob had a match
saddam poured on gasoline

Oil

Posted January 3rd, 2004 by Bachmann

Black gold, oil. Bush wanted more of this substance.
But all the Arab countries sold oil at
huge prices. So Bush bribed Osama bin Laden to do
9-11 so he could go to war with Afganistan, an
oil-rich country. Then he went to war with Iraq
because "terrorists" hid there, and so
did "weapons of mass destruction." Bush failed to
mention that there was oil there, but he knew, or
maybe his dad did, because he seems to be
controlling Bush Jr.

Harry Bladder and the Order of Botswana

Posted December 18th, 2003 by Bachmann

(c) 2003 Vladimir Publishing Company
Logan Bachmann

These stories do not express the ideas of the writers or publishers.

-Chapter 1: Mideastern House Party

Harry Bladder in France - Chapter 6: Fascist Republic of Greece

Posted December 6th, 2003 by Bachmann

After the Turkish Civil War, Harry ran to the Fascist Republic of Greece (F.R.O.G.). They greeted Harry with F.P.J. (Full paper jacket) bullets, also known as pea shooters. Harry went haywire. He took four Russian torches and threw them in each of the border guards' eyes. Then drills in their ears and chainsaws into their foot. Then he fired anti-testosterone missiles. The guards had been massacred. Then a tidal wave full of Saddam bin bin bin bin bin bin Osama's bodily wasted hit the west side of the U.S.S.B. (Union of Soviet Socialist Britain).

Harry Bladder in France

Posted December 6th, 2003 by Bachmann

Harry Bladder in France
December 6, 2003
By Logan Bachmann

©2003 Vladimir Publishing Company. These stories do not express the ideas by the writers or publishers.

Chapter 1: The Arrival
Chapter 2: The Fight
Chapter 3: The French/German Border
Chapter 4: The Berlin Massacre
Chapter 5: Turkish Civil War
Chapter 6: Fascist Republic of Greece

Harry Bladder in France - Chapter 3: The French/German Border

Posted December 6th, 2003 by Bachmann

When Harry finally drove all the Frenchies to Spain, he went to Germany. But the border police stopped him. They asked, "Are you a Muslo-Jew?"

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